Have a bouji staycation by renting this manor house with 32 of your mates

Staycations are soundsing better than ever thanks to this glorious weather weve been having.

Why would you subject yourself to a few hours in the cramped plane of a low cost airline when you can find the sun on your doorstep?

Sure, there are cute little B&Bs you can stay in, and yeah, there are some Fawlty Towers-esque seaside hotels you could have a LOL at, but why would you do that when you could just stay in an enormous luxury manor house?

Oh yeah, good one, where am I going to find a manor house? Airbnb? we hear you cry.

Nah mate. We got you one right here.

Behold – Balthazar, a luxurious manor in Chiddingfold, Surrey that can sleep up to 33 guests, so theres plenty of room for you and your entire family/pals/randoms you picked off the street cos you dont have enough pals.

The first floor features five king-size suites, including a family suite with king-size and single bedrooms, plus a master suite with a bedroom, morning room, separate dressing rooms and bathrooms.

On the second floor, youll find four large bedrooms with four-poster beds, walk-in wardrobes and en suites.

The mathematicians among you will have noticed that thats a lot of beds, but not enough beds for 33 people, so youll be relieved to know theres also a spacious 12 bed dorm.

There are 10 bathrooms in total, each with rainfall showers.

Daytime please

Exterior. COULD THIS luxurious manor house be the ultimate family getaway with room for up to 33 guests at a cost of ??35k for a week???s stay? Incredible images show the stunning property in Chiddingford, Surrey with nine enormous double en suite bedrooms, 10 bathrooms with rainfall showers and spacious kitchen and living areas. Other amazing photographs show the entertainment facilities as the house comes with indoor and outdoor pools, hot tub, games room, cinema, gym, tennis court and even a bowling alley. A week???s stay during the summer for up to 21 people would cost ??35k while a three-night weekend stay comes out at ??26k. A ??3k deposit is needed at the time of booking. The house can sleep up to 33 guests due a spacious dormitory for up to 12 people but prices are only revealed upon enquiry. Unique Home Stays / mediadrumworld.com — (Picture: Unique Home Stays / mediadrumworld.com)

Welcome your guests in this spacious lobby

Lobby. COULD THIS luxurious manor house be the ultimate family getaway with room for up to 33 guests at a cost of ??35k for a week???s stay? Incredible images show the stunning property in Chiddingford, Surrey with nine enormous double en suite bedrooms, 10 bathrooms with rainfall showers and spacious kitchen and living areas. Other amazing photographs show the entertainment facilities as the house comes with indoor and outdoor pools, hot tub, games room, cinema, gym, tennis court and even a bowling alley. A week???s stay during the summer for up to 21 people would cost ??35k while a three-night weekend stay comes out at ??26k. A ??3k deposit is needed at the time of booking. The house can sleep up to 33 guests due a spacious dormitory for up to 12 people but prices are only revealed upon enquiry. Unique Home Stays / mediadrumworld.com — (Picture: Unique Home Stays / mediadrumworld.com)

Send them up these stairs to choose their bedroom

From family parties to weekends spent pampering with friends, Balthazar is as diverse as it is divine, states the listing.

Start with the gym followed by a few lengths of the pool (indoors or out depending on the season) then, after brunch, fierce competition awaits on the tennis court or bowling alley.

Afternoons can be enjoyed sunbathing by the copper fountains or curling up on the plush sofas in the booming sound-proof cinema room.

There is a second kitchen and a treatment room, allowing guests to hire our highly recommended in-house spa therapists or chefs to cater for every whim.

You can bring your own staff instead (LOL) should you choose.

If you fancy leaving the grounds, youve got the village of Chiddingfold just a mile down the road, and the South Downs National Park to do loads of stompy walks.